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Here it is at last - the Grand Final from BPL Season 2 2008 between Messy Bugs and UQ Passion.

Some will already know the outcome of the game, but for the sake of the story here we're going to leave that until the end. So let's set the scene:

A vast crowd had assembled on the sideline of the centrally-located field, set up specially for the occasion with extra space for beer drinking and even a nice little table with cupcakes (courtesy of Beth Rougier, and possibly friends, as far as we're aware). People had come from all over Brisbane to see two teams packed to the rafters with tall timber and disc-slinging sharpshooters fight it out for the title, and here's how it got underway:



UQ seemed nervy, and starting every point on offence gave them little time to set up their defensive strategy of getting Big Jules in Jason's face and having Johnny Mac chase Mike all over the field. On the contrary, Messy were cruising along with quick counters whenever they got the turnover. We pick up the action again with the Messy boys going into a huddle when UQ called a much-needed momentum timeout:



As the game went into halftime things were looking, well, grim for the men in pink (and a bit of white on this occasion). The commentary team kept on drinking though, becoming more & more loquacious as the game wore on. We hit the field to get some comments from a few local legends of the game, and here's what they had to say:



So, a unanimous verdict against UQ making any sort of comeback. But would they? Could they find the intensity that saw them overcome Dojo in the semi? The second half was about to get underway:



Hmmm - not looking good for the Passion boys, but from a Bug perspective the game was going completely to plan. The ever-reliable Jason-to-Mike connections were complemented by smooth flow with everyone on the field involved in every point. Things started getting a bit sloppy toward the end with Messy knowing they had it in the bag and UQ getting more and more desperate to score quickly, and this produced several multi-turnover points of the sort we don't expect to see in a regular BPL game, let alone the Final.

But we'd all come this far with it, so we decided to stick around to the bitter end:



Okay, not quite the bitter end. With all those stoppages and a few gratuitous interviews with members of the audience we found ourselves running out of mini-DVDs with a couple of points still to play... But no matter - the blowout win to Messy was never in doubt and no matter what Dan Young will tell you about UQ finally playing some decent ultimate in the dying moments the whole thing ended pretty anticlimactically. Okay - Wetnose's layout goal for the win was reasonably watchable. Much more so than Will Churchill's outrageously unnecessary (and unsuccessful) airborne bid from earlier in the game...

So there you go. From recollection the final score was something like 18-9, and for us it seemed that the biggest difference between the two teams was consistency on the night. The Messy boys bring the exact same game (not to mention pretty much the exact same roster) to the field every week and they execute their well-known gameplan with the same effectiveness game in, game out. No other team in the league seems able to do this, and it's hard to imagine Messy's reign coming to an end any time soon unless the other teams can match their reliability. If only Mike would update their blog from time to time...

But the best news of all is that BPL Season 3 starts up THIS THURSDAY NIGHT under the iron-fisted leadership of new LD Stu Austin. Early signs indicate that Stu will be running the league strictly on a need-to-know basis with a similarly dictatorial style to his predecessor Jon Good. Coverage here on the DojoMojo Blog will be uninterrupted, of course...

It'll Be Worth the Wait...

For those waiting in eager anticipation to see the footage of the BPL Season 2 '08 Grand Final from last Thursday night, all we can say is that we've reviewed the footage in its raw form and it'll be worth the wait.

We're currently experiencing some technical difficulties editing it all into watchable format, which translates into "Windows Movie Maker is the most useless, bug-ridden, hopelessly incompatible-with-everything, time-guzzling program ever to be automatically installed onto a computer as part of a Windows update". So we're off to acquire some software that actually works and will, with any luck, have the game and associated commentary from JDR, Special G and the Sensei posted right here in a day or two.

In the meantime we've got some news that's much worse than a slight delay in our exclusive BPL coverage. And the news is that Steve Hjelm quietly announced (as is his way) that he won't be taking the field for DojoMojo in future as he's moving to Sydney. This is very sad news not only for us here at the Dojo but also for Brisbane Ultimate at large. Hjelmie has been throwing a disc here in Brisbane longer than most and is a past BPL MVP winner - the guy is fast. Let's hope he doesn't wind up playing for Fakulti or someone like that...

Oh - and speaking of MVPs, DojoMojo's "Weapon from Antiquity" Dan Walls took out this season's BPL MVP title, beating the likes of Mike Nield and Buzz Burwell with an average tally of over 1 vote per game. Dan joins Hjelmie and Dave Watson in the select group of kenshi to have their names engraved on the stupendous BPL MVP trohpy.

Prime Time Ultimate with Big Jules

Something very few people know about Julian Sacre is that he loves nothing more than taking a stroll around the DojoMojo bamboo grove on a Monday afternoon. Apparently it's during the time he spends there, alone with his thoughts of leaping high and running long, that he hones his unique and devastating mind-over-body approach. We joined him on his meditative perambulations yesterday to contemplate and discuss last week's SemiFinal between our two great teams.

DojoMojo Blog: Good afternoon Jules - it's always a pleasure to share our gardens with a connoiseur of serenity such as yourself. Let's give some thought to our game last Thursday. You chaps were clearly on a mission right from the outset (you even arrived on time!). Had there been some harsh words said between our previous game and this one to get the team fired up?

Julian Sacre: Absolutely! No disrespect for what was a very impressive Dojo performance that night, but to get beaten by 6 guys was a very humbling experience. In light of that recent history and the fact that you’d had a few weeks to recruit for a full team, we knew it would require a big step up to get over the line. And yes, perhaps my turning up before the first point of the game for the first time this season was a reflection of that. Still not early enough to have a pre-game run and throw with the team, but I think JMac’s little incident is proof enough that the so-called “benefits” of warming up are a complete myth. Of course, from what I’ve seen of Dojo before a game, you’ve known that for years. I imagine some Sensei-led meditation would be your favoured method of preparation?

DMB: Indeed it is. It's no secret that the kenshi spend long seconds meditating over their weekly emails from the Sensei before each game and, thus prepared, simply step onto the field ready to play... But it seemed you had a real plan this time around. Passion went with a zone D pretty much all night - was this a deliberate strategy to contain the free movement of the disc we'd had last time?

JS: You obviously moved the disc with ease in that famous (infamous?) 6-man win despite the efforts of a poacher in the lane. So yea – zone D was the defence we chose from the outset, and based on its success throughout the first half, we obviously kept at it all night. I think Nat suggested that we switch to a man D at one point and got his head bitten off pretty severely.

DMB: That'll teach him for questioning your strategic brilliance Jules - and it must be said that you were wise to ignore Nat's suggestion. But enough about you - let's talk about us. How would you say the performance of the Dojo team you beat in the Semi differed from the team you lost to in Round 9?

JS: Apart from the obvious disadvantage of having not just 7 guys on the field, but also a sub (what the???), I thought your disc movement was much less free-flowing. Your handlers seemed to keep the disc in their hands for an eternity, allowing our zone to set and reducing your options up-field. Maybe it was also just one of those nights – everything you touched in round 9 seemed to turn to gold, but there did seem to be that little bit missing in the semi-final.

DMB: More than a bit - the video shows that we basically dumped-n-swung our way to the endzone all night! But that wasn't the case for Passion - it seemed that not having JMac this time actually brought more of your guys into play with the disc and made for a more (new)Dojo-like offensive setup i.e fewer long hucks and lots of solid retention. Will you be asking John to stay home for the Final as well?

JS: Yea, I’ve always thought his pin-point hucks were holding us back. Nah… seriously though, we may allow him to play – as long as he promises not to do that foolish thing called warming up. I guess losing his handling did force some other guys to come back, but I'm not sure it really caused us to reduce the number of hucks and change our style of play. I think your zone D covered the deep threats pretty well, so there were very few opportunities to strike long.

DMB: Fair enough. And lastly, how much longer until the Passion team gets some proper shirts? Some people are convinced that your faded pink look is the only thing stopping BPL getting primetime TV coverage...

JS: I don’t think I've ever read about Passion on the Dojo blog without a reference to the faded pink shirts. This actually makes me suspect that your consistent criticism is not out of dislike, but more driven by a subconscious jealousy? If you are looking to get your hands on one of the jerseys, I think there are a few still available in women’s sizes. I could see it as a very fashionable addition to Sensei’s office at DojoMojo HQ. We could even arrange it to be signed by all team members and framed? If the result goes our way in the final next week, it could turn out to be a pretty good investment.

But you mentioned TV coverage – I was actually thinking that your success in broadcasting games on your very own blog could be the start of something big. Perhaps you could upgrade your coverage to include all games and offer them on a subscription service? I would definitely be one of the first lining up to buy a platinum membership to “DojoMojo Blog Pro”. If our sense of style is what’s holding you back, we can try harder in future not to drop the bright red undies in when we're washing our whites (for the record, I can’t take credit for that joke – I first heard it from a heckling Buggers supporter during last season’s final and thought it was pretty good. Look forward to more of that next week!).

DMB: All good ideas there Jules - we're really looking forward to receiving that souvenir signed Passion shirt, and at the very least there should be some exclusive coverage of the BPL Final here on the Dojo Blog (pay-per-view of course). Thanks for your time, and feel free to let yourself out the front gate once you're finished wandering...

Eight Was Too Many...

DojoMojo's run from nowhere to Premiership contenders came to an end on Thursday night against a very charged UQ Passion. Seems beating them with six last time was akin to beating a rather large nest of wasps with a flaming stick...

But all credit to the boys in pink - they got stuck into the game VERY hard and capitalised on early Dojo errors, of which there were several (more on that shortly). Perhaps UQ's masterstroke was sending home their captain Johnny Mac with a rolled ankle just before the start of the game, giving Dojo about 5 minutes of false security before Buzz "The Cornerstone of Queensland Ultimate" Burwell arrived to put things back in serious doubt, just moments before Game On was called.

Thankfully Marijke Walls (you're a lucky man, Dan) was on hand to film some of the action for us, and on reviewing the footage a pretty sorry tale emerged of a stagnant, hammer-dependent Dojo offence struggling to make yardage against a (frequently double-teaming but rarely called) UQ puppy/fence zone. This first video exemplifies just how hard Dojo had to work just to get the frisbee anywhere near UQ's endzone:


44 passes! And of course we weren't helped by a vast number of unforced errors.

Some of these I'm-okay-you're-okay establishments don't like to single out individuals for either praise or punishment, but here at the Dojo we take a more "traditional" approach a-la John Kreese. Whilst watching the video of the game, we couldn't help noticing that one player had more turnovers than the rest of the team combined, and this player was Lee "McLovin" O'Dwyer. We had considerable pleasure in producing this little compilation of Lee gold:


Great grab by Dan Walls at the end there - seemed unfair not to include that one... But at least Lee does it with style, right? More mojo than dojo, and obviously not big on reading emails. For this writer the funniest bit is Coopers shrugging his shoulders at 1:02... Not sure why there's no sound, but things rarely work properly the first time.

There's no denying however that the boys with the worst shirts in the league (kind of like musk sticks, and even worse when combined with the apparently fashionable white shorts) deserved to win through to the Final. Burwell of course generated most of the play around the disc, but everyone was involved around the middle of the field and the defensive intensity was high all over. It certainly seemed that the zone D suited the style of the UQ yoofs much better that their man-plus-one from last time around, and they seemed very successful at stopping the Dojo developing any real flow.

On offence they were simply safer than the Dojo, with very few risky options (this writer only recalls one long shot all night) and they always had the single-malt smoothness of Buzz's break throws to call on under pressure. Here's how easy they made it look at times:



So that's it for the season. Next week UQ Passion take on Messy Bugs in the Final and it's going to be a cracker. Will big Jules take his A-game to Brisbane's "dominant player at the moment" Mike Neild? Will Buzz and Jason spend all night trying to out-huck each other? Will John's ankle be the right way around again, and will Wetnose really wear a mankini? And what feats will the other 20-or-so guys pull out in the big game? Perhaps someone will make us an offer we can't refuse to film the action...

There's one final MVP poll on the right (voting for multiple players is fine as usual), but the outcome will have no bearing on the fact that this season's MVP winner is Matt Eastburn. Matt can expect his fabulous prize to arrive about the same time the tracksuit he won for the inaugral Dojo blocks comp back in 2004 does...

Mat Ryan on International Diplomacy

Despite the fact that our five-on-five game last week was a pretty sedate affair and ended early so we could watch the cracking Passion v Messy game, Mat Ryan (of Taipans fame) still had the good grace to accept our invitation to a post-game recovery session in the tranquil environs of the Dojo's onsen-style bathhouse.

With aches & pains massaged away by the Dojo's own Shiatsu masseuses, we retired to our outdoor thermal spring in a scene not dissimliar to James Bond and Tiger in You Only Live Twice... Here's what we discussed whilst having our shoulders rubbed and being served iced tea:

DojoMojo Blog: Mat, welcome to the luxurious facilities that help keep the Dojo kenshi in tip-top shape. It's a rare privilege to have such a well-travelled and tournament-hardened veteran of the game such as yourself drop by.

Mat Ryan: It's a pleasure, nay, an honour to be interviewed on such an august online publication. What's your readership these days? You must be getting say, 50-60 thousand hits a week?

DMB: On a quiet week, yes (g'day Graham in Canada!). But once word spreads about this little interview we expect to see that figure blow out exponentially... Now - down to business. A pretty poor effort from both our teams this week, although at least yours had enough to avoid a double-forfeit. Who were you missing, why weren't they there, and what sort of reprimands will they suffer during the week? Apparently water-boarding is entirely humane and legal...

MR: Yeah. It was a fairly mediocre turnout this week from both teams, particularly given that it was for the minor premiership. I heard the various excuses given by the Dojo squad but I suspect they are conserving their legs for next week's semi. Fair enough, it looks like it will be an all in brawl with the UQ Pashun after their last encounter (I wonder if Burwell will bring some tissues next week?).

I'm not sure what the story was with the Slippery boys though. I don't think I've ever seen more than 9 at any given fixture, so we're not exactly famous for our massive sideline. I'm not sure what discipline that Jimmy Larkin has in mind ... but he doesn't strike me as the waterboarding type. He'll probably just send a softly worded email in size 8 font.

DojoMojo Blog: Hmmm - the old sternly-worded letter, eh? Didn't work so well for Hans Blix in Team America, but we have had a fair bit of success here at the Dojo with our "virtual training sessions"... The most fun on Thursday night was had watching the Passion v Messy game. Obviously you were backing the other Bug team then, but next week I doubt you'll be cheering so loudly when J-Ray repeatedly hucks it to Mike?

Mat Ryan: Hey, as far as I'm concerned everything went exactly to script: Bugs are guaranteed a spot in the final while Passion and Dojo beat the crap out of each other. Obviously it would have been sweet to see a Bug v Bug final, but I'm not sure that would have pleased the Brisbane Ultimate community too much. That said, I'll be working hard to see the Slippery team follow up on their minor premiership. It would be great for Jimmy to mount the big hubcap on the mantlepiece at home.

DMB: Yes, well Jimmy is certainly a little terrier of an ultimate player, but the idea of him mounting hubcaps anywhere is something we'd prefer not to consider. So let's get back on-topic, as those media-savvy types like to say. The BPL table has been unstable all season, and now with the Worlds guns back to their teams and other teams going into the finals without some of their top shelf guys, is it possible to forecast a winner from the four semifinalists?

MR: Forecast? Look I could wax on about the relative strengths and weaknesses of the various teams but honestly I think this season is the most open we've seen in ages. Dojo are the dark horse and if they can put all their guys on the line at the right time, and those guys play to their potential, then they can win it. I think they have the deepest, most consistent roster. All the other teams have some stars at the top but they also have a bunch of relative rookies. It's a great competition to be playing at the moment.

DMB: It sure is, and with players from the Dingos, Taipans, Barramundis & Thunder all back on deck the tipsters are once again struggling to pick the form. Looking to next week's semifinals, which individual players do you reckon will make game-changing contributions (for better and for worse...)?

MR: I find it hard to go past Mike Neild as the dominant player at the moment. After his World Champs experience he is in red-hot form, outplaying some of the biggest names in World Ultimate. If Mike fires, and he receives good service from his team, then he'll be hard to stop.

But Ultimate isn't about individuals. It will come down to the best team. So while Mike or John McNaughton or even Dan Walls might play the game of their life, the semis (and final) will be won by the best team. That said, games are a lot easier to lose than win. And I reckon there are a bunch of guys out there who can lose a game in spectacular fashion. I'll be keeping a close eye out for players who look like they are having a howler. The frisbee field can be a very small place with no-where to hide...

DMB: Very tactfully put, Mat - it's easy to see why you're a multiple Worlds Spirit winner. And speaking of Ultimate matters on a global scale, is there any particular experience from your recent Vancouver expedition that has changed your approach to the game as we play it here in Brisbane?

MR: I think the feature of Worlds which impressed me most was the amount of contact that occurred with almost no fouls being called. I believe there are 2 reasons behind this:

1. In most cases the contact did not actually influence the outcome of the play. Contact occurring in the contest usually happened after the catch ... So there's no point in calling anything (and being great players, most catches were completed). Also, contact occurring during cutting was more often initiated by the cutter than the receiver. The cutter would often run a tight line close to the Defender then jag away into the space.

2. Foul calling is perceived to benefit the D team rather than the O team because it disrupts the flow and slows down the game, allowing the Defence to re-orient. Offence is all about creating chaos and exploiting the gaps.

There seems to be a general shift in the individual interpretation of the contact rules by both O and D teams. I think it makes for a faster, more spectacular, and perhaps ironically, fairer game. By comparison Brisbane (and Australian) ultimate seems quite slow and stuttering, with more disruptions and more disputes. And I just hate disputes.

DMB: Superb stuff Mat. Many thanks for sharing your keen insights into the game here and abroad, and for taking the time out of your day to drop by the Dojo bathhouse.

The Minor Premiers are...

At the Annerley Junior Football Club last night it was the big showdown between the two top-of-the-table teams, DojoMojo and Slippry Bugs. Each team was eyeing the Minor Premiership and a theoretically easier semi-final match, and the sense of occasion was high! So, what happened when these two illustrious teams met under the bright lights of Field 1???

Dojo forfeited. Yep - it seems that all the talk about winning with six players last week left those kenshi with a long drive or a lonely heart (Dan B is reportedly wallowing in the depths of despair after his former "housemate" Matt ran off on his honyemoon with someone else) believing that they could stay home in front of the fire with the slippers on, safe in the knowledge that their teammates would triumph nonetheless...

But of course under the draconian rules our diabolical LD Jon has had chiselled into stone, a team that cannot put five players on the line by 7.30pm forfeits the game. Suggestions of using the ceremonial Dojo katana to slice Steve Hjelm in half (he could still hop faster than most can run, and could easily get by with just half a brain - some say he already does) were also considered to be against the Spirit of the Game, so with just the four of us cleated up we had to concede. Dave Watson arrived about 15 minutes later...

So that's that. Minor Premiers for BPL Season 2 2008 are Slippry, and Dojo plays its semifinal against Passion next week. Yes, that's the same team we rolled with six players last week, but watching them beat a full-strength Messy Bugs last night they looked an entirely different team. Still no more attractive in those faded pink shirts though.

Rounding up the regular season, placings are: 1 Slippry Bugs 2 DojoMojo 3 UQ Passion 4 Messy Bugs 5/6 UQ Lovers/Rawhide (not sure who won their game to decide the placings last night). Next week sees a 1v4 all-Bug semi and 2v3 Dojo v Passion. Will Dojo still be missing most of its key players? Will Passion be keen to regain some cred? Which Bug-team will the winner play in the gala Grand Final? If it's worth reading it'll be here on the DojoMojo Blog.

Oh yes - and Andy Lankowski's fan club really put in a big effort this week to give him 14 MVP votes, trumping Hjelmie's 12. So that leaves the season's in-house MVP table as such: Matt E (3.5), Stefan (2), Dave W (1), Mike (1), Andy L (1), Stephen C (0.5). With just two games to go at most, only Stefan could take it away from Eastburn, so would people please stop voting for Coopers... Due to the forfeit there's no MVP poll this week.

Waving the Gunbai with Johnny Mac

Scholarly as ever, John McNaughton arrived at our Dojo "Sumo Showdown" over the weekend with textbooks in hand and could be seen between bouts busily memorising what appeared to be the notes from his elective subject in pre-Socratean sophistry. Not sure what that has to do with his course in Human Movement (or some such Phys-Ed pursuit), but those ancient Greeks did invent the Olympics after all...

And as if that preamble isn't obscure enough, once the winning Rikishi had been awarded we then got down to dissecting last week's game. Here's what John had to say:

DojoMojo Blog: John, as usual it's a privilege to have you join us here by the Dojo Dohyo. It's hard to believe that's really Dave Watson and Dan Blacklock wearing Mawashi and grappling each other, isn't it? Anyway - onto last week's game. When you looked to the other end of the field before the first point and saw just the six Dojo guys standing there, how did you expect the game to play out?

John McNaughton: The six were no slouches, most having played several Nationals, but I thought we should take the game comfortably. The Dojo didn't look very fired up, Passion had recently been talking about getting more fired up and playing better, and we had essentially our full roster present. I thought it should be a comfortable victory against a team that probably wouldn't fight hard if they started going down.

DMB: That's funny, because we've already admitted that we were thinking the same thing. But something strange happened and we quickly started turning the run of the game in our favour. A few points in, it seemed that the quick disc movement from the Dojo offence was actually rushing the numerically superior Passion D. Is this how you saw it?

JMcN: You were certainly rushing us, but I feel that our D positioning was quite average. Dojo has become excellent at taking short opportunities, maintaining possession, and looking to create flow generated by handlers, and our poor handler marking certainly didn't help us to defend this. I think your perception is true, but for analysis' sake, I would add that one of our D weaknesses (inexperienced handler defenders) played into your strength, allowing this to happen.

DMB: Sounds about right John. And then you tried something I don't think we at the Dojo have ever seen before - a team doing drills at halftime (admittedly doing drills anytime isn't really a key part of the Dojo Way). What were you trying to change about the way your guys were playing?

JMcN: Really? I think more teams should try it. We ran a very simple defensive drill, one on one, to try to teach people to play proper man on man defence. We'd been getting roasted open and under all game, so I was trying to get people to wake up and learn to cover a position. Unfortunately, it didn't help a lot - we came out with a couple of quick points (playing junk) and then didn't change after that.

DMB: Indeed. Perhaps you should also try our own patented email-warmup technique? At the very least no-one can say it doesn't work... Still, there was plenty of first-rate action on field, and it was a shame we couldn't get any video from the game. The Buzz Burwell / Dan Walls collision would have provided some excruciating viewing afterwards... Any other moments stand out as particularly memorable from the night?

JMcN: I actually missed that moment... I thought Dan's IO backhand huck, length of the field past a poaching lane defender, was one of the best throws I've seen this year. Sensational. A good D from Andy on a Buzz scoober that saved a goal, Dan Walls taking a couple of excellent catches under pressure, Matt E had some excellent throws (low percentage but accurate and completed).

DMB: Yep - we certainly got away with more than our share of low-percenters. It was also clearly evident to us that a fair degree of frustration was building in the Passion camp through the game, and Buzz Burwell, that purveyor or fine entomological anecdotes, had some interesting words to say in the post-game huddle which seemed to sum up the Passion sentiments quite effectively, if somewhat less than elegantly... Without giving everything away, what will you guys be changing next week to avoid having that happen again?

JMcN: I think our warm up (or lack thereof) is a problem. We've talked about it for the last few weeks, and haven't actually changed anything. Most people do some stationary throwing before a game, and that's it. We may institute a team warm-up, including both the physical and skills-based, and see if this brings results.

DMB: Well, with a born leader of immense charisma and magnetic manliness like you at the helm John, we've no doubt that Passion will be back playing your famously dangerous style of Ultimate very soon. Thanks for taking a few moments out from your studies to discuss the game with us. Sorry you also had to endure the unpleasant sight of Andy McLean getting a wedgie and a slap in the face from Lee O'Dwyer here at the Dojo Sumo Hall...