Dojo wins BPL Final

Of all the big issues surrounding BPL ultimate over the past 6 months or so, the biggest of them all has been the constant question: why has the DojoMojo blog been silent for so long? The speculation and rumours have ranged from the scandalous to the downright outrageous, with some even going so far as to suggest that this blogger's prolonged absence may have been due to a broken "w" key, due to excessive W+M1 misadventures... Utter libel - just look at the veritable avalanche of w's already used in this post!

But now, at last, and using a spare keyboard plugged in for whenever we need to use a "w" (which is surprisingly often - we've used 6 already in just this sentence alone!), we can at last give you the true reason for the 6 months' worth of static that have filled the screen of Dojo TV. In an ambitious screen production rivalling the supreme efforts of the great Jack Horner, we have stopped at nothing and spared no expense to produce a moving, narrative-laden documentary film covering the titanic clash between the heavily-favoured (and sadly now-defunct) UQ Lovers and the walking-wounded underdog DojoMojo in the BPL season 2 2010 grand final.

So here it is, the official, Dave Watson-directed, Palme d'Or winning film ("short obscure-sports drama" category) that so many avid BPL fans have been waiting so long to see:






There you go. Could history repeat this Thursday night? Can the rank outsider Dojo team, further hampered by an ominous Minor Premiership, pull off a grandstand win against the unbackable favourites and perennial Power Rankings supremos, the Slamtown Flatball Club? Only one thing is certain - you'll have to wait a long time to see the video...